The amount of pole dancers I know is unreal. I am the lame friend.
Do you know what I want to see?
I wanna see a really cool Disney princess who can’t sing. I wanna see this pretty young girl who sounds like a beached whale when she tries to sing “Happy Birthday.” And none of the musical numbers feature her because she doesn’t sing.
But halfway through the movie, she figures out
She can rap like hell
Nicki minaj voices her
I would watch this. Nicki Minaj actually does great voice overs so this is a win
shitting-on-your-happiness said: Once you get this you have to post 6 random facts about yourself and then pass it on to your 10 favorite followers.
1) I am a brutal workaholic, and I often consider the fact that if there were more hours in the day, I’d probably work them.
2) I collect mugs and teapots, and before the age of twenty-five, I had spent more money on loose leaf tea than college.
3) I die a little death inside everytime I get a papercut. The noise that comes out of my mouth is vastly disproportionate to the injury, and most often sounds like a childrens squeeze toy from the eighties. To this day, no one has ever called me out on this behavioral flaw.
4) I am an overwhelmingly flagrant nerd, and nothing delights me more than unintended literary references.
5) I live for cheaply dubbed nineties anime. Sailor Moon was my hero and Allen Schezar was my first love.
6) I have a record collection, but no functioning record player.